Ти крихітний невдаха, якого я шукав

Hi there, you little dick motherfucker. You must be the pathetic son of a bitch

that I've been looking for because you're definitely the one with the

smallest cock I have ever seen in my life. Yeah, that's right, the smallest. Like

that thing is so fucking tiny that I can barely see it. You're lucky I'm even

taking the time to do this right now because usually I don't fuck with guys