Біла дружина задовольняє чорношкірого коханця

except there is one thing that I do want, and that's a black lover.

I've never had a black lover, so I decided to find myself one.

So I checked the internet, and of course, hundreds of them showed up,

and I picked one that I really, truly wanted to meet.

So now I'm getting ready to go out and meet my first black lover.