Встав, писаю з моїм телефоном вниз по лоо, дай тобі дивовижну крупним планом камеру моєї дірки в підгляді

Out for the afternoon with a friend, I was absolutely blimen desperate for a piss and so dived into the local Tesco to use their facilities. Staying standing up but holding my phone down the loo, you get the most incredible view of the entrance to my urethra as a tidal wave of piss comes gushing out! And then all down my leg. And all over the seat.